☾ recipes from the kitchen probably edible
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recipe book

things i make when i'm hungry & slightly dramatic

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recipes from the crypt

a collection of things i actually eat.

some are family recipes. some came from the internet. some are things i invented at midnight because there was nothing in the refrigerator.

please don't judge the measurements.

recipe no. 001

midnight chocolate cake

rich / dark / completely unnecessary

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ingredients

  • 1 cup flour
  • ¾ cup sugar
  • ½ cup cocoa powder
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • ½ tsp salt
  • 1 egg
  • ½ cup milk
  • ¼ cup vegetable oil
  • 1 tsp vanilla
  • ½ cup hot coffee

instructions

  1. Preheat the oven to 350°F.
  2. Mix the dry ingredients together.
  3. Add the egg, milk, oil and vanilla.
  4. Slowly pour in the hot coffee. The batter will look suspiciously liquid. This is correct.
  5. Pour into a greased cake pan.
  6. Bake for approximately 30 minutes.
  7. Let cool before eating half of it directly from the pan.
★ note from me: this tastes better at approximately 11:47pm while wearing pajamas.
recipe no. 002

suspiciously good tomato pasta

cheap / comforting / red

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ingredients

  • pasta
  • 1 can crushed tomatoes
  • 2 cloves garlic
  • olive oil
  • butter
  • parmesan
  • salt + pepper
  • red pepper flakes
  • fresh basil, if available

instructions

  1. Cook the pasta.
  2. Fry the garlic gently in olive oil.
  3. Add tomatoes, salt, pepper and red pepper flakes.
  4. Let everything simmer until it smells significantly better.
  5. Add a little butter.
  6. Toss in the pasta.
  7. Cover with an irresponsible amount of parmesan.
† important: garlic is technically a vampire deterrent. proceed anyway.
recipe no. 003

cherry cola float

technically a beverage / spiritually dessert

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ingredients

  • cherry cola
  • vanilla ice cream
  • maraschino cherries
  • ice

instructions

  1. Fill a glass with ice.
  2. Add cherry cola.
  3. Put an unreasonable amount of vanilla ice cream on top.
  4. Add cherries.
  5. Drink immediately.
☾ best consumed: after coming home from downtown at an irresponsible hour.
recipe no. 004

black coffee at midnight

technically not a recipe

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ingredients

  • coffee
  • water
  • whatever mug you grabbed first

instructions

  1. Make coffee.
  2. Forget about it.
  3. Find it 45 minutes later.
  4. Reheat it.
  5. Continue writing your diary.
★ disclaimer: this is probably why i never sleep.
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if you make one of these, tell me how it turned out.

xoxo, the kitchen vampire